POSTAL: Bullet Paradise – A Heavenly Spinoff

Publisher Running With Scissors and developer Goonswarm Games have unveiled a new game titled POSTAL: Bullet Paradise, a bullet-heaven style spinoff.

POSTAL: Bullet Paradise is currently being developed for Windows PC, Mac, and Linux, with a planned release in the third quarter of 2026. Ports for Switch, PS4, and PS5 are also in the works for a later release.

CEO of Goonswarm Games, Artem Korovkin, expressed excitement about the project, stating, “POSTAL: Bullet Paradise encapsulates the essence of POSTAL with its unique humor in an exhilarating and replayable experience. We are thrilled to collaborate with Running With Scissors to bring this dystopian adventure to life.”

Vince Desi, the founder of Running With Scissors, added, “No way in Hell Mike J is going to Heaven. But he’s definitely gunning for POSTAL: Bullet Paradise next year.”

Here’s an overview of the game and its debut trailer:

POSTAL: Bullet Paradise immerses players in the Shitty Future, a chaotic world where every entity is out to get you. Fortunately, you’re unfazed by the danger. With an abundance of junk at your disposal, you can craft weapons, bombs, and anything else that goes boom.

This bullet-heaven shooter offers online co-op gameplay, a variety of makeshift weapons, and a multitude of adversaries for players to overcome. Choose your favorite version of the POSTAL Dude from different universes and navigate through waves of mayhem, upgrades, and moments of power fantasy.

Key Features

• Play as multiple Dudes – Select from various iterations of the POSTAL Dude, each with unique attributes, perks, and personality quirks.
• Online co-op chaos – Join forces with friends or strangers to survive the onslaught of enemies. Revive allies, combine builds, and shape the future together.
• Bullet-heaven gameplay – Face hundreds of enemies and projectiles without hesitation. Your movement and weapon choices are crucial as everything aims to eliminate you.
• DIY arsenal – Transform trash into firepower by enhancing unconventional weapons and creating formidable tools from discarded scraps.
• The Shitty Future – Navigate a dystopian realm filled with psychos, corporate fanatics, malfunctioning robots, and pervasive surveillance. If it moves, it’s likely a threat.
• Fulfilling progression – Unlock new characters, weapons, abilities, and synergies from the POSTAL universe as you survive longer. Embrace death and return stronger.
• Multiverse experience – Encounter elements from POSTAL 1, 2, 3, 4, Brain Damaged, and more. Fans will appreciate the Easter eggs, references, and familiar faces scattered throughout.
• Humor and explosions – Enjoy the signature POSTAL humor alongside explosive action. Expect plenty of laughs and fiery spectacles throughout the game.