War Dogs, Mushroom Mayhem, and Mastermind Heists: The Thrilling PC Gaming Lineup of the Week

Greetings to all our dedicated patrons and sporadic visitors! We hope you had a fantastic week and managed to keep the cosmic balance intact while we were away. It seems that the Maw, our mystical creature, devoured an entire video game genre during our absence. Although the specifics elude us, we can attempt to piece together the puzzle by analyzing existing games and the current landscape of the gaming industry. Alternatively, we could simply inhale banana fumes and see where that takes us. The choice is yours. In the meantime, here are the latest PC game releases for your enjoyment.

Monday 7th September

• An intriguing mystery awaits in The Well, which has mysteriously run dry. Armed with a rusty spoon, you must investigate the strange occurrences, ignore the eerie noises, and ensure the lights stay on.
• Embark on an adventure in Port of Jumanah, a 2D action roguelike where you, a pearl diver, face off against a shark in a pinstripe suit armed with a Tommy gun.

Tuesday 8th September

• Experience nostalgia with SPRAWL zero, a FPS inspired by iconic games like Halo and F.E.A.R. Featuring bullet time and gravity-defying powers, this game promises action-packed thrills.
• Delve into the underworld in Thousand Hells: The Underworld Heists, a tactical narrative game from the creators of King of Dragon Pass and Six Ages. With a party-based gameplay, this title is sure to captivate players.
• Lead troops in Acceptable Losses, a World War 1 management game where you must make tough decisions as an officer in charge of assigning soldiers to missions.

Wednesday 9th September

• Join the adventure in In Falsus, a unique action-narrative hybrid where high school girls participate in a government experiment that combines Guitar Hero-style gameplay with card gaming elements.

Thursday 10th September

• Enter the tactical realm in Ex Sanguis (early access), a grid-based RPG from the developers of Othercide. Engage in strategic combat and outwit your enemies in this thrilling title.
• Experience intense battles in Wardogs (early access), a military FPS with destructible buildings and large-scale multiplayer matches.
• Explore dark dungeons in Shroom and Gloom, a fungal dungeon crawler with unique card-based navigation and combat mechanics. The hand-drawn art adds to the immersive experience.
• Immerse yourself in The Alighieri Circle: Dante’s Bloodline, a first-person horror game set in a sinister Italian villa and demonic dimensions. Collect pages of the Divine Comedy to seal the gate to hell.

Friday 11th September

• Engage in strategic gameplay in The Loopler, a roguelite where you customize a model car racecourse to earn points. This innovative title will keep you entertained for hours.

Our team has been busy this week with exciting projects and adventures. Stay tuned for updates on James’s hardware project, Julian’s interviews with industry executives, and Jeremy’s conquest in The Dawn of Bloodwalker. As for Mark, Dion, and Ollie, their whereabouts remain a mystery, adding a touch of intrigue to our week. Wishing you all a fantastic week ahead!